Tiger's head got a bit over inflated - this was bound to happen

This is AMAZING. Can you imagine if someone got sound and video of you farting on national television? Ridiculous. Only makes you love Tiger more....he can laugh off the fart.

It's very possible that this was a fart from the junk food eating camera man...but I prefer to think it was Tiger. You have to watch this.

http://www.celebitchy.com/63717/tiger_woods_fart_on_live_television_overshadows_championship_win_/

U.S Open Under Water

So, I'm not late in selecting my picks for this week....we had a draft yesterday at work so those are my picks. Everyone picks 5 players and at least 3 of your players have to make the cut to be eligible. The lowest total score of everyones 3 players wins.

I had 4th pick. In the middle...not bad....not necessarily good. Surprisingly I'm feeling pretty good about my picks, I actually feel like my picks are all-around more solid than everyone else's. But New York is also experiencing a downpour this morning and conditions are bad. Real bad. So anyways, on to my picks:

Paul Casey

Zach Johnson - had to get Texas in there somehow

Ian Poulter

Brian Gay

Get a load of this hair...gently swept over the visor. awesome.

and...

Nick Watney - going into the draft, I had no intention of picking him but everyone kept giving me a hard time about it so I just decided to go ahead and pick the guy. Hopefully he does not disappoint. I couldn't resist posting this picture....are you kidding me? It's so great, so hilarious, I can't not laugh looking at it.

Don't worry, just because I can't wait live coverage of the tournament because of the suspension of play doesn't mean I'm working. I am not a huge fan of twitter really, but in cases like this, it's better than nothing.

http://twitter.com/ianjamespoulter

http://twitter.com/stewartcink - how can you not love stewart cink?

http://twitter.com/stuartappleby - love him. really hot older guy and adorable dad. did i mention he has an accent?

Pick of the week: Memorial

Tiger, Zach Johnson, Vijay.

Pick of the week: Crowne Plaza Invitational at Colonial

More tomorrow hopefully, maybe....busy busy week at work.

Going with Kenny Perry, Zach Johnson, Geoff Ogilvy.

Something is telling me that Luke Donald will have a good week as well. He's hot, so wouldn't mind seeing his mug on tv. I would love love love to see John Mallinger win. He's playing so great...he definitely is a guy who you want to win.

Pick of the week: Byron Nelson

I know I'm a little late again in getting my pick out there....but in my defense, we got the sad news that Amy Mickelson was diagnosed with breast cancer, and we had television crews in our office all day. I was a bit distracted.

So, this week I'm actually just purely guessing. I'm not really feeling one certain player over another.

Brian Davis has been playing great, so I"ll go with him. I don't really know anything about him though, other than he tied for 5th last week at the Texas Open. Maybe he'll have a good streak and play well deep in the heart of Texas.

My biased pick for the 2nd straight week in a row goes to Charley Hoffman. Texas likes him, he plays well there. He's awesome. Going with him.

Proving it.

Seriously, they look alike no?

It's about damn time...

I finally picked a winner! Granted it was at a smaller tournament with a not so glamorous field, but still. Zach Johnson won on the first playoff hole to defend his title at the Texas Open.

I was a little bummed that Bill Haas couldn't pull out the win...it would have been good to see. I do really like Zach Johnson though. Exciting for Haas to have played such a good four days of golf...it's a shame he's almost completely bald underneath his hat because he is pretty hot. He and Nick Watney look so much alike. Dream pairing perhaps? Here's Bill with his Dad, Jay Haas.

I don't want to be gossip girl or anything, but Bill might be more interested in scoring with the ladies, than scoring on the course. I've heard multiple times how he just chats girls up by the putting green and I've actually witnessed it in action. Oh well, he's a pro athlete....that's what they're supposed to do right?